alucidnation.co.uk is a site operated by Bruce Bickerton, aka alucidnation.
These terms and conditions apply to all sales made to you via this website. By placing an order you are deemed to have accepted these terms and conditions. Please read and familiarise yourself with them.
By placing an order through my site, you warrant that:
I reserve the right to alter, without notice, the range of products, prices of products and terms and conditions of sale before you place an order. Please note product shades and shapes may vary. All measurements are approximate. I reserve the right to withdraw any item from sale without notice.
After placing an order, you will receive an e-mail from me acknowledging that I have received your order. All orders are subject to acceptance by me, and I will confirm such acceptance to you by sending you an e-mail that confirms that the product(s) has/have been despatched.
If you are contracting as a consumer, you may, subject to the terms of our Returns Policy set out below, cancel a Contract at any time within 7 working days, beginning on the day after you received the products. In this case you will receive a full refund of the price paid for the products in accordance with our Refunds Policy set out below.
To cancel a Contract you must inform me in writing. You must also return the products to me immediately, in the same condition in which you received them, and at your own cost and risk. You have a legal obligation to take reasonable care of the products whilst they are in your possession.
If you return items within a reasonable period, I will process a refund due to you as soon as possible and, in any case, within 30 days of receiving the returned items. In this case, I’ll refund the price of the product in full. However, you will be responsible for returning the item to me in its original condition and all postal costs or other costs incurred when returning the product(s).
If you return the product because you are claiming that it’s defective I will examine the returned product and will notify you of my findings and confirm whether you are entitled to a refund on the grounds that the product was defective. Defective products returned by you will be refunded in full, including a refund of the original delivery charges charged to you and the postal cost incurred by you in returning the item to us provided that a receipt for or evidence of such costs is provided.
CDs are fragile. Whilst every care will be taken to deliver the goods safely, occasionally some breakages may occur. In this event I will replace the damaged goods.
Prices are valid at the time of order.
Full payment must be made via PayPal prior to despatch of the products.
The total cost of your order is the price of the products ordered plus delivery charges.
By completing the process for an on-line order you are confirming that the PayPal account being used for the transaction(s) is yours.
Delivery will be by Royal Mail within 30 days of my receiving your order (subject to any events that are beyond my reasonable control).
Delivery charges will be dependant on the weight of the products ordered.
No permission is given by me in respect of the reproduction or use for commercial or detrimental purposes of any brand names, product names, designs and other material shown on or connected with my website in which intellectual property rights subsist.
These terms and conditions shall be governed by and construed in accordance with English Law and all parties shall submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the English Courts. If you have any queries or complaints please contact me using the contact form on my site.
Believe me, I take your online security very seriously.
When you place your order, you are offered the use of an advanced secure server, which encrypts all the information you input before it is sent to me.
I’ll comply with the requirements of the UK Data Protection Act 1998 to ensure that your personal information is processed fairly and lawfully and I will take appropriate precautions to keep your personal data secure.
To check the security of alucidnation.co.uk, simply look in the lower bar of your browser when you fill in your PayPal details. You will see an unbroken key or closed lock, showing that encryption is active and your information is secure.
I reserve the right to:
modify or withdraw, temporarily or permanently, this website (or part thereof) with or without notice to you and you confirm that I shall not be liable to you or any third party for any modification to my website; and/or change the terms and conditions from time to time, and your continued use of my website (or any part thereof) following such change shall be deemed to be your acceptance of such change. It is your responsibility to check regularly to determine whether the terms and conditions have been changed. If you do not agree to any change to the terms and conditions then you must immediately stop using my website.
I’ll take all reasonable care, in so far as it is in my power to do so, to keep the details of your order secure, but in the absence of negligence on my part or my non-compliance with the Data Protection Act 1998 I cannot beheld liable for any loss you may suffer if a third party procures unauthorised access to any data you provide when accessing or ordering from my website.
Refusal of transaction
I reserve the right to withdraw any products from this website at any time and/or remove or edit any materials or content of this website. I may refuse to process a transaction for any reason or refuse service to anyone at any time at my sole discretion. I won’t be liable to you or any third party by reason of my withdrawing any product from this website whether or not that product has been sold; removing or editing any materials or content on the website; refusing to process a transaction or unwinding or suspending any transaction after processing has begun.
And finally, if you’re still reading this tosh, you deserve a fucking medal.
Thanks and goodnight.