Privacy Policy

Sorry, but in order to masquerade as being semi-professional, I have to spam you with this stuff.

This privacy policy sets out how I use and protect any information that you give to me when you use the alucidnation site.

I’m committed to ensuring that your privacy is protected. Should I ask you to provide certain information by which you can be identified when using my website, then you can be assured that it will only be used in accordance with this privacy statement.

I may change this policy from time to time by updating this page. You should check this page from time to time to ensure that you are happy with any changes. This policy is effective from 1st January 2015.

What I collect

I may collect the following information:

  • Name/company name
  • Contact information including email address and phone number

What I do with the information

I require this information to understand your needs and provide you with a better service, and in particular for the following reasons:

  • My internal record keeping.
  • To improve my products
  • I may contact you by email, phone, fax or mail if you’re lucky
  • I may use the information to customise the website according to your interests


I’m committed to ensuring that your information is secure.

Controlling your personal information

I promise you that I will never sell, distribute or lease your personal information to third parties.

You may request details of personal information which I hold about you under the Data Protection Act 1998. If you would like a copy of the information held on you please contact me for more information. If you believe that any information I am holding on you is incorrect or incomplete, please write to or email me as soon as possible. I’ll promptly correct any information found to be incorrect.